Guantanamo - I Agree With President Obama;   It's Time For A Change!

President Obama has made one thing perfectly clear, both during his campaign and without hesitation once becoming president of our country. Guantanamo, sometimes affectionately referred to as Gitmo, has got to go.
Sure, it has successfully held some of the worst terrorists [author: AL Lavallis]
we have captured so far, including al Qaeda chief and confessed planner of the 9/11 massacre, Khalid Sheik Mohammad. But in the words of our leader, it has become an embarrassment for America.
President Obama separated the Guantanamo detainees into the following five categories:
1.      Those who have violated American criminal laws and can be tried in federal courts2.      Those who violate the laws of war and are therefore best tried through military commissions
3.      Those who have been ordered released by the courts
4.      Those who we have determined can be transferred safely to another country
5.      Those who cannot be prosecuted yet who pose a clear danger to the American people
Mr. Obama went on to inform us that he was not going to release individuals who endanger the American people, and that there are likely to be a certain number of "detainees" that we will have to hold for an undetermined period of time.
Apparently Mr. Obama has learned that it is far easier to make campaign promises and political speeches than it is to develop and execute a viable plan for dealing with this critical national security issue. The President had barely taken his seat in the oval room before signing an executive order to close Guantanamo Bay.
So let me see if I have this right ---
- We must close Guantanamo, and the President has so ordered
- We can't just let all of the prisoners held there go free, they are too dangerous
- We'll have to detain them somewhere, but we need to do it right this time
- We must avoid creating a new symbol that al Qaeda can use to recruit terrorists to its cause
So how do we protect our citizens from the murderous attacks of radical Muslim terrorists and still achieve President Obama's apparent goal of getting the rest of the world to love us? It's a complex and tricky objective wouldn't you say? On the one hand we're fighting a war against terrorist organizations such as al Qaeda, people who praise god as they slowly cut off the heads of helpless hostages; and on the other hand our current President and congressional leaders in the Democrat Party are obsessed with the need to play kissy face with the rest of the world in a vain attempt to make everyone like us.
Hey, I think I have the answer. First we will need to use an old politician's trick and give it an innocent sounding name that no one could possibly renounce. President Obama, I suggest you call it "The Temple of Temporary Residence for Goodness and Redemption".
I even have an idea for construction of a new facility to replace that evil place known as Gitmo. (this is very important because we don't want to create a bad impression in the minds of our fellow members in the United Nations)
 
Temple of Temporary Residence
for Goodness and Redemption
The constant onslaught from so called mainstream media and Democrat leadership in Congress to paint Guantanamo Bay as some sort of medieval dungeon of torture has succeeded in giving our enemies a valuable propaganda tool.
This change is guaranteed to result in an immediate recruiting crisis for al Qaeda, touch the hearts of those in the Iranian regime, and quickly restore our image throughout the Muslim world. We could even adorn the walls of the detainee cells guest rooms with life size portraits of Harry Reed, Nancy Pelosi, and even President Barack Hussein Obama.
No thanks necessary President Obama ... I'm just following the theme of "Change we can believe In".
AL Lavallis